Category — Limericks

The tech guys were the talk of the town
Satyam  was the jewel in the crown
And then came Ramalinga
They sang Ringa Ringa
Heisha, heisha, and they all fell down

They wanted to make a massive cake
It was all for Mayawati’s sake
In a message that spread fear
Behenji was pretty clear:
When I hafta take, I hafta take

There was a very pavitra stree
Who got married a peepal tree
But when she smiled
Her fans went wild
For that, they gave her the Padma Shree

A blog is something Sonia needs
Advani’s writings everyone reads
She said – I’ll slog and slog
To put up a better blog
But why on earth, do we need RSS feeds?

When Chawla said his bladder was weak
CEC wanted to have a peek
But when the CEC spied
The angry Chawla cried
In a loo, I am supposed to leak

Earlier lousy limericks here.

There was a man called Ramalinga
Whose staff loved wearing blinga
But when he confessed
“Our careers are messed”
Was all they could singa.

There was a tiger called Thackrey
Never was short of an easy prey
When gunmen came en masse
He turned into an ass
And the typical roaring – turned into a bray

There was a man called Murgadoss
Who made a film on memory loss
It was gore, bore and snore
But raked in two crore
As for terror in Mumbai, short term memory loss

Here was our own Himesh his Highness,
Who was rather known for his slyness
One fine day he paled,
I cannot sing, he wailed
Now that I have got the damned sinus

There was Karan Johar from Bombay
Who swore that he was no way a gay
Snubbed by his jaana
He made Dostaana
And that finally was – the giveaway

In Rab Ne he found a new lass
SRK knew she had looks and class
Tani touched his feet
He thought it was sweet
Until Gauri Khan kicked his ass