Ten Things Women Love To Hear
The Times of India has just discovered 10 things that women love to hear. Here’s the list:
‘You look gorgeous!’
‘You are the first woman in my life’
‘You are great in bed’
‘You’ll make a great mother’
‘Will you spend your life with me?’
‘What do you think about ………….?’
‘You are my dearest pal’
‘I am lucky to have you’
‘You know what’s on my mind’
‘I love you’
Now a very eager me tried to put all the above to test. Here’s what I got:
Me: You look gorgeous!
She: Of course I look gorgeous. But you still have to do the dishes tonight
Me: You are the first woman in my life
She: And let me assure you, I’ll be the last as well.
Me: You are great in bed
She: And you are great at the sink
Me: You’ll make a great mother
She: I am a great mother – and hurry up with the dishes please
Me: Will you spend your life with me?
She: Do you think you have a choice?
Me: What do you think about my new shirt?
She: Fantastic – now don’t soil it when you are doing the dishes
Me: You are my dearest pal
She: And you are my dearest dishwasher
Me: I am lucky to have you
She: Same here – how would I manage those dirty dishes without you?
Me: You know what’s on my mind
She: No, we haven’t run out of dish detergents yet. I have an extra box stacked away
Posted by Manish on March 6, 2009 in In Personal
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6 comments
Why did you spare “I love you” ????
Hey loved this! Not bad
I had expected something err… different (first time here) … so it delighted even more 
Where’s my comment disappeared …??
Oops! I missed the last one Shobha…
Me: I love you
She: I love you too. Let’s get back to work…
Well, the only thing I want is – to be heard in the first place. Who bothers with hearing anything? If the man in the house can get his face off the newspaper/ laptop screen and look at you, that will count as a major achievement!
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