How To Guarantee That It Will Rain
Forget the fact that the International Cricket Council wants a guarantee from tournament organizers that it will not rain. I now have a formula that ensures rains whenever you want it – and it doesn’t involve all the trouble Devanand undertook in Guide.
The procedure, though a bit tedious, is pretty simple.
Take your car (preferably black in colour) out of your garage for a wash. Spend a couple of tiring hours using all your tools – hose pipes, buckets of water, car shampoo, sponges, towels, wax to give it a new-car like look. Make sure the car is shining in all its glory and you are exhausted and drenched with sweat.
Park the car in direct sunlight, sit back on a chair and sport a satisfied smile.
I assure you, within half-an hour, it will rain.
Works every time.
Posted by Manish on March 16, 2009 in In Personal