How To Guarantee That It Will Rain

Forget the fact that the International Cricket Council wants a guarantee from  tournament organizers that it will not rain. I now have a formula that ensures rains whenever you want it – and it doesn’t involve all the trouble Devanand undertook in Guide.

The procedure, though a bit tedious, is pretty simple.

Take your car (preferably black in colour) out of your garage for a wash. Spend a couple of tiring hours using all your tools – hose pipes, buckets of water, car shampoo, sponges, towels, wax to give it a new-car like look. Make sure the car is shining in all its glory and you are exhausted and drenched with sweat.

Park the car in direct sunlight, sit back on a chair and sport a satisfied smile.

I assure you, within half-an hour, it will rain.

Works every time.

Posted by Manish on March 16, 2009 in In Personal


1 Anshu { 03.16.09 at 4:04 pm }

Looks like your dirty black car got its much needed wash last evening… hahaha!


2 Shobha { 03.17.09 at 1:54 am }

Don’t I know it! I try telling K no point in washing the car – it’ll rain for sure but does he listen to me? No and makes me do it anyways – so, I’m cribbing about the fact that not only does it rain but also that I have to wash the car… :D :lol:

3 mmao { 03.22.09 at 2:51 am }

Anyone that buys a black car or a black kitchen counter needs their head examined and they deserve all of the rain they can sit there and watch during their matar cheeling session oh by the way is it matar season yet? I get them all year round so I don’t know

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