The Sexy Vegetarian

There we go. Of all people on earth, Ms. Kareena Kapoor has been crowned as the sexiest vegetarian of the year.

Bollywood actress Kareena Kapoor and cricket star S Sreesanth have been crowned the winners of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals’ (PETA) annual Sexiest Vegetarians Alive poll.  The online contest was conducted by petaDishoom, PETA India’s youth arm. Kareena captured the female title for the second year in succession, while fast bowler Sreesanth beat out fellow vegetarian cricket stars Ishant Sharma and Anil Kumble to win the title.  Kareena and Sreesanth narrowly edged out 2007 winner R Madhavan, model and doctor Aditi Gowitrikar, Pentagram vocalist Vishal Dadlani, and singer Kailash Kher, among others.

Yet again, that inspires me into writing a few lousy vegetarian jokes. These are terrible vegetarian jokes, but at least no animals were harmed while writing them.

How did Saif react to Kareena’s winning the sexiest vegetarian award?
Vegetarian? Who toh din bhar mera bheja khaati hai

And how did Kareena retort to Saif’s comments?
She sliced him for her mid-day salad

How do Saif and Kareena change a lightbulb?
Saif changes the bulb, while Kareena checks for animal ingredients

Why does Saif adore Kareena?
Because vegetarians taste better

Why did Kareena cross the road with a basket of vegetables?
Because she wanted to prove – whatever a chicken can do, vegetables can do it too.

What did the ladyfinger tell Kareena?
You see, I am a size-zero as well.

What’s the difference between Kareena and five kilos of green peas?
About two kilos.

What’s the difference between Kareena and a Karela?
The Karela is green in colour.

Why did Saif end up with a black-eye?
Because he thought a 24-carrot necklace would please Kareena

Why does Kareena like zucchinis?
This is a family blog, right?