More Lousy Desi Limericks


The tech guys were the talk of the town
Satyam  was the jewel in the crown
And then came Ramalinga
They sang Ringa Ringa
Heisha, heisha, and they all fell down

They wanted to make a massive cake
It was all for Mayawati’s sake
In a message that spread fear
Behenji was pretty clear:
When I hafta take, I hafta take

There was a very pavitra stree
Who got married a peepal tree
But when she smiled
Her fans went wild
For that, they gave her the Padma Shree

A blog is something Sonia needs
Advani’s writings everyone reads
She said – I’ll slog and slog
To put up a better blog
But why on earth, do we need RSS feeds?

When Chawla said his bladder was weak
CEC wanted to have a peek
But when the CEC spied
The angry Chawla cried
In a loo, I am supposed to leak

Earlier lousy limericks here.

Posted by Manish on February 6, 2009 in In Bollywood,Deshwa,Limericks

7 comments

1 Anshu { 02.06.09 at 11:13 am }

The Mayavati and Sonia limericks were outta this world.

Great going!

Anshu

2 Hari { 02.06.09 at 4:18 pm }

Man, you cracked it with the RSS feeds

3 Padma { 02.06.09 at 6:48 pm }

excellent limericks had a great huge hearty laugh

4 raffu { 02.07.09 at 2:43 am }

RFLOL…. manish toooooooooooo good man!!

5 Shobha { 02.11.09 at 2:25 am }

Manish hats off to you. Am having such a great time reading your articles… :D

6 Hemant { 03.18.09 at 4:03 pm }

Bwahahaha! Brilliant.

7 Anant { 12.30.09 at 10:02 pm }

Manishwa, great limericks!
are they for a fix
or just for kicks

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