Shut up and Bounce

There’s a potential diplomatic row brewing with Bollywood superstars John Abraham and Katrina Kaif  being disallowed into a New York nightclub by the bouncers.

While in New York, John Abraham and Katrina Kaif had the shock of their lives when the bouncers of a swanky nightclub in New York did not permit them to enter the club. Reason: John and Katrina did not have any identification proof with them. To add to their embarrassment, the bouncers paid no heed to their words when they told them they were top film stars from India.

A source from New York tells me this is what apparently happened between John and the 7-foot one-inch bouncer.

John: Dude, I am John.

Bouncer: And she’s Sarah?

John: Not Sarah – she’s Katrina.

Bouncer: The one that wrecked New Orleans?

John: Dude, she’s Katrina, the Bollywood superstar. And I am John Abraham. You know Bollywood? Ever seen a Hindi film?

Bouncer: Of course I have seen a few – Dostana or something like that.

John: Exactly – I am the same guy from Dostana - can’t you recognize me?

Bouncer: Hmmm.. you look similar, but where’s your buddy?

John: Buddy?

Bouncer: Oh yeah – you know that guy with a stubble – the one you smooched. Without him, I am afraid I can neither recognize you – nor let you in.

John: Listen bro, when your Hollywood actors come to India – we roll out the red carpet. We even allow them to adopt children.

Bouncer: I don’t mind getting adopted by you guys.

John: We even let Richard Gere kiss actresses.

Bouncer: I don’t mind a kiss right now

John: That’s a pretty rude way to talk about a lady.

Bouncer: I didn’t mean kissing the lady. I would prefer you.